I don't know why I do it to myself with these crummy low budget horror flicks. I could say that this is the worst low budget horror movie in in 2008 but the year is not over yet.
Spoiler: Here is the whole movie in a nutshell: Paul Cade as a child steals a voodoo pen from a voodoo priest and drew a picture of a snake eating his father and the magical pen brings the snake to life and it does what it was drawn to do.
Years later Paul grows up and is married and his wife is killed by hit and run accident caused by brainless suburbanites that make those horny teens in all those Friday The 13th flicks look like geniuses.
Paul draws the snake again and it comes to life trying to kill all those kids and everybody in their path. Paul calls on the help of Nick(played by rapper DMX), the son of the voodoo priest whose pen Paul stole. to stop what he started.
Opinion: This movie is such a wannabe of Anaconda its pathetic. Think about it. Anaconda is about a killer snake, this "movie" is about a killer snake and they both star rappers in them. The only difference is that Anaconda had some form of suspense and Jon Voight to steal the show.
The acting here is atrocious.
Everybody is so wooden that you want to slice them open and count the rings.
Even DMX gives a wooden performance here and I didn't even think that that was possible! I cant blame him though.
The script must have been written by overzealous tween-agers because it sure sounds like it and the special effects are terrible as well.
The CGI snake looks like dog droppings molded and shaped to look like a snake. every aspect of this movie fails.
If you like watching bad movies try something else.
This is not even so bad its good camp.
Its so bad its shameful camp and is bad enough to make you question your own existence.
Don't waste 76 minutes of your life like I did. Learn from my mistake and try something else!
bored, bored, bored
very a bored day for today.
hehe.
Nothing do just taking picture.
不耐烦，不耐烦，不耐烦
今天的非常一乏味天。
hehe。
什么都不做拍照片。
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